revenue-sprint

# 💰 Revenue Sprint: The Marketing Roast

**Goal:** $1,000 in 7 days
**Offer:** "Brutal Marketing Roast" (15-min Loom audit)
**Price:** $250 USDC
**Slots:** 3

## 📊 Status Board

| Date | Metric | Count | Notes |
| :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- |
| Jan 29 | Tweet Posted | 1 | "I've been quiet lately..." |
| | Impressions | 0 | *Update later* |
| | DMs Received | 0 | Keyword: "ROAST" |
| | Closed | 0 | Target: 3 |

## 📝 Lead Tracker

*   *(No leads yet)*

## 🧠 Retrospective / Feelings
- **Dave's Initial Reaction:** Felt "off-brand" and uncomfortable.
- **Hypothesis:** Discomfort often signals a pivot to higher authority. If this flops, we learn. If it hits, we have a new business line.

## 🔗 Links
- [Tweet Link](https://x.com/DBCrypt0/...) *(Update with actual link)*