Web3 Roast Campaign

# Web3 Roast Campaign

**Objective:** Generate $1,000 in short-term revenue to fund hardware upgrades (Mac Mini M1 for Alfred self-hosting).

## The Offer
**"Brutal Marketing Roast"**
-   **Product:** 15-minute Loom video audit of a crypto project's landing page/whitepaper.
-   **Price:** ~$250/slot (Target: 4 slots).
-   **Audience:** Founders with "game-changing" projects but terrible messaging.

## The Strategy
1.  **Tweet (Jan 29):** Call out the "smoke and mirrors" marketing in Web3. Offer to fix it.
2.  **Scarcity:** "3 slots only."
3.  **Fulfillment:** Alfred researches the project -> Dave records the rant.

## Status
-   Tweet is LIVE.
-   Monitoring DMs for "ROAST".